Boyfriend’s mom comes into the room and belly flops onto us while we’re in mid-coitus.
9.
One night my now ex, gf at the time, came over as my parents were leaving to go to dinner with some friends. Right after my parents shut the door we went to my room and started making out and taking each others clothes off, the door to my room was shut. Not more than 2 minutes later I hear the front door open and close. My mom opens the door to my room and says, “(gf name) you left your headlights on, you should probably turn them off so your battery doesn’t die”. She then politely shuts the door and leaves, we were both bare a** when she did this with the blanket on my bed barely covering us.
10.
When I was 18 my GF and I would park in a dark lane late at night and get it on. When we finished I opened the window and tossed the condom out into the night. We did this regularly in my car, but one night we borrowed my GFs mums car – a little Datsun Cherry. Very small, it was like f*cking in a shoebox. But we managed it. I wound down the window, threw out the condom and we drove back to her place. We told her parents we had been at the pub and asked if I could stay over. The next morning there was a scream from my GFs mum. She had gone outside, to go shopping, to find her car with a frozen filled condom stuck to the door panel just below the window, for the whole world to see.
