Giving the boyfriend a blow job upstairs in his parents’ house in their game room. His dad walked in on us. Oh, his dad is a Catholic priest.
6.
I was 17 and me and my than GF just happened to stop off at my place while hanging out. There’s no cars parked outside and the house is empty so we figure we can have some fun. We don’t have to worry about being loud or anything so we really go at it but after a little while we hear someone coming up the stairs. Turns out my dad had taken his car into the shop and had been home the whole time. Well he stops in front of the door. We’re just waiting for him to open the door and make a comment but all he does is slide a condom under the door and walks away.
7.
I used to live in the master bedroom of my house. I went away for a week with some buddies, when I returned my entire room was clean. I mean, freaking spotless… Normally this would have been a sweet thing to find, but my room was a wreck when I left. I immediately checked a section of my room where I keep my “GF time” supplies, and it was empty. We’re talking condoms, lube, you name it. Everything was gone… When I turned around my mom was standing in the doorway. “Guess which part of the room grandma was cleaning,” she asked.
