12. Until I’m done ruining my life.
Damn bitch how many times mercury gon be in retrograde?
— Jay Dior (@JayKenMinaj) December 5, 2017
11. I see what you did there.
YOU: The Queen Bio-pic is stalled
ME: Freddy Mercury’s in retrograde
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) December 5, 2017
10. Funny how that happens.
WOW MERCURY SEEMS TO ALWAYS BE IN RETROGRADE WHENEVER MY WORST FRIEND IS DOING SOMETHING DUMB
— NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) December 3, 2017
9. Give in to the dark side. It’s so much easier over here.
everyone talkin bout mercury in retrograde and then i get sick??? i cant. get ur bad astrology juju away from me im going to light some sage pic.twitter.com/WGXm0HYv4Q
— Miles Jai❤✨ (@milesjai) December 6, 2017
8. At least it’s not effecting your art.
Mercury is retrograde
trump speaks like he’s in third grade
A poem— Robin Thede (@robinthede) December 6, 2017
7. You’re going down. Just accept it.
Mercury did not come to play this retrograde pic.twitter.com/zbUSGX8VM7
— sherman oaks zad (@michellepink33) December 6, 2017
6. Whatever it takes.
last day of #MercuryRetrograde got us like pic.twitter.com/HJzW9iilFq
— On Air/Ryan Seacrest (@OnAirWithRyan) September 21, 2016
5. Free at last.
IT’S THE LAST DAY OF MERCURY RETROGRADE.
:: rips off wig, runs into the middle of Park Avenue, dances in the sunlight ::
— Saeed Jones (@theferocity) September 22, 2016
4. There’s always someone or something else to blame. Be creative. Maybe it’s ghosts.
⭐ The downside of #MercuryRetrograde ending: You can’t blame the stars anymore. ? pic.twitter.com/CZXxfX2YJo
— The AstroTwins (@astrotwins) September 22, 2016
3. Nothing wrong with seizing opportunity.
me: i don’t really believe in stars & shit
also me: mercury retrograde is here ring the alarm i’ve cracked the code this is why i feel crazy— Adam J. Kurtz (@adamjk) December 19, 2016
2. *narrator voice* It wasn’t.
The day before electoral college vote & Mercury retrograde Trump’s misspelling is “unpresidented.” Please let that be foreshadowing?
— The AstroTwins (@astrotwins) December 17, 2016
1. Sometimes everything is just terrible.
Thought I was anxious because Mercury is in retrograde but then I remembered everything is terrible.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) March 26, 2018
h/t buzzfeed