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I did squats today. Mostly because I was hiding from a coworker.
— cat mom (@catmomcoven) July 6, 2015
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I hate my job. The work sucks. The people suck. The pay sucks.
*looks up and sees motivational poster on wall*
Well this changes everything— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) November 10, 2015
3.
Our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Brian The Good Time Ruiner.
— Ceej (@ceejoyner) January 12, 2015
2.
I told all my colleagues at work that I have a twin so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.
— Sweet Slips (@Ndeshi_M) May 14, 2015
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When in doubt, ask yourself WWBD: What Would Beyoncé Do? Would she apply for a job? Nope. She’d just show up one day like “I work here now.”
— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) December 12, 2014