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me: i don’t have time for workplace drama, i’m here for a paycheck
also me, when my coworker says she’s annoyed w someone we work with: pic.twitter.com/ciQ6oikRtJ— hanny devito (@blazedd0nut) May 26, 2017
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me: (texting boss) we still on for work today?
boss: yes. you dont have to text me this every morning. we’re “on” for work every day mon-fri— slick (@dlicj) April 14, 2017
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When you’re getting along with your coworker then they take it too far & hit the “we should hangout outside of work” pic.twitter.com/pmJf8i48Gs
— SoonSun (@SoonSun_) December 27, 2015
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Accidentally made eye contact w/co-worker thru bathroom stall door crack. Didn’t know what to do so I blew him a kiss
— Mayor P (friendly neighborhood mayor) (@punmagnate) August 19, 2013
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The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.
— Periwinkle Jones (@peachesanscream) February 16, 2015