This is reportedly the first time the cow went for somebody else’s mail—which is totally a federal offense. Still, like those “hot people mugshot” photos that go viral, people can’t get enough of seemingly unlikely criminals.
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— DJ LEGION ONE (@DJ_LEGION_ONE) February 7, 2018
— PGH GIRL (@carriehall10) February 7, 2018
Porch pirates are stepping up their game.
— Mercer Morrison (@MercerMorrison) February 7, 2018
They were probably all gift cards to sizzlers. #EatMoreChicken
— Darkwing Duck (@elusivepersona) February 7, 2018
Too funny
— niborspar (@KroneRobin) February 7, 2018
Holy cow! This is udderly ridiculous! See what I did there?
— Lu Rose (@WahooLu) February 7, 2018
Back when I was in HS I had to contact schools because the college application communications were eaten by my dog who HATED mail slots. And I thought THAT was an embarrassing conversation to have.
— WigglyButtz (@Wigglybuttz) February 7, 2018