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Iowa Cow Escapes Its Enclosure—And Proceeds To Eat The Family’s Mail

This is reportedly the first time the cow went for somebody else’s mail—which is totally a federal offense. Still, like those “hot people mugshot” photos that go viral, people can’t get enough of seemingly unlikely criminals.

https://twitter.com/carriehall10/status/961283752780599296

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