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FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous.
SCHOOL BOARD: yes, continue.— Carl Kinsella (@TVsCarlKinsella) August 6, 2016
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What do you call a Hufflepuff with two brain cells? Pregnant.
— Minerva McGonagall (@_McGonagall_) November 16, 2014
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A white child is told he is special. Then he goes to private school. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly pic.twitter.com/DcGBcEW4aj
— Saladin Ahmed (@saladinahmed) December 13, 2015
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My phone changed the word "horcruxes" to "hot dudes" like it wishes I were cool and popular and not an adult tweeting about Harry Potter.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 26, 2015
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DUMBLEDORE: Now, give a warm welcome to our new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Lucifer Serpentine
HARRY: I bet this dude is great— Cohen is a Ghost (@skullmandible) December 1, 2014
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