The result? This mastermind ended up with a bag of Chick-Fil-A takeout on the counter.
@decentbirthday subsequently tweeted about the incident — because, when you pull off such an impressive hoax, it’s important to make sure that everybody knows about it.
“Was I forced to pay for dinner? Yes,” they tweeted. “Was it worth it? Yes.”
Was I forced to pay for dinner? Yes. Was it worth it? Yes. pic.twitter.com/7l7AmF9Emq
— decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) February 5, 2018
Needless to say, teenagers everywhere are probably taking copious notes right now. I mean, if this isn’t a prime example of how to use modern technology and a lack of parental communication to your advantage, then I don’t know what is.