16.
*dj khaled’s wife trying to put his head between her legs*
Him: pic.twitter.com/vdyTpju2MW
— Khadi Don (@KhadiDon) May 5, 2018
15.
me: *hires a hitman*
hitman: ok whos the target
me: *hands them a picture*
hitman: but..this is a pic of you…
me: pic.twitter.com/lTprJ3erib
— ً (@blindsiren) May 9, 2018
14.
Ladies, don't trust men with clear skin, great hair and long eyelashes. They look great because they don't deal with stress. They only dish it out.
— TONI (@t0nit0ne) May 8, 2018
13.
I feel like Men aren't sending us their best people.
— Amanda Guinzburg (@Guinz) May 9, 2018
12.
Hello men- it’s shorts weather now so remember the old rhyme:
At or above the knee,
That’s what we like to see,
Longer than the knee
A juggalo ye be— Cathy Humes (@CrappyFumes) May 8, 2018
11.
Diets are all fun and games until it’s time to eat.
— Quinta (@quintabrunson) May 7, 2018
10.
Shoot your shot 2018 pic.twitter.com/bMKiMKVDKn
— zoë (@zzzoe14) May 4, 2018
9.
our Disney trip consisted of Tim eating…. the entire time ? pic.twitter.com/UJkDraNrGn
— Nat (@natalilie_) May 7, 2018
8.
You’re a shining star. Stop settling for dudes who eat cereal for lunch.
— GigiEngle (@GigiEngle) May 10, 2018
7.
I don't count sex unless I was bought a steak beforehand so I really am a Virgin. Wow
— kt I guess (@actuallynotkt) May 9, 2018
6.
Rihanna drops her lingerie line in 6 days… yall better NOT wear that shit to the club
— Kayyci (@kayyci) May 5, 2018