Twitter is a beautiful and magical place where, in 140 characters or less, women are changing the world. Ok fine, maybe not always “changing the world,” but definitely making solid jokes about our boobs.
coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) May 9, 2018
On a scale of Kanye to Donald Glover, how are you feeling today?
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 7, 2018
sibling fights don’t end in apology, y’all just walk around the house and don’t talk to each other for a couple hours and then one of u will pop ur head in the other’s room and ask if they want food
— H E N N Y (@hennaahmedx) May 7, 2018
I once taught an 8 am college class. So many grandparents died that semester. I then moved my class to 3 pm. No more deaths. And that, my friends, is how I save lives.
— Viorica Marian (@VioricaMarian1) May 5, 2018
Avengers: Infinity Wa pic.twitter.com/5v66yUta1G
— eileen (@neeliemusic) May 8, 2018
When y’all have the same mom but different daddies: pic.twitter.com/HVEeUcD1Ru
— ℬea Ɠiv ? (@ShesSweetVenom) May 5, 2018
The moment my mom decided I was no longer her daughter anymore pic.twitter.com/6IjMPUxFkN
— reham. (@rehamstwittor) May 8, 2018
I wonder if customs agents practice being rude in the mirror.
— Lilly Singh (@IISuperwomanII) May 8, 2018
Pretty sure I just received the best fake ID of my bartending career; a girl handed me my missing license from 2 years ago
— kleo mcq (@kleo_patraa) May 8, 2018
MY BOYFRIEND TOOK MY PHONE AND TEXTED ALL MY FRIENDS LIKE ” wasn’t I with you last night ” AND ALL MY FRIENDS BACKED ME UP ???‼️ HE GONNA THROW MY PHONE AT ME LIKE ” YA FRIENDS ARE LIARS I WAS WITH YOU LAST NIGHT SO HOW WAS THEY WITH YOU THIS WHY I DONT LIKE THEM NOW
— Buttercup (@TrillxLove) May 8, 2018