8.
https://twitter.com/darkstockphotos/status/931281830984028160
7.
https://twitter.com/chelseabfrei/status/927982594242891777
6.
I like the phrase "I wasn't born yesterday" because it emphasizes the fact that babies are stupid.
— Gia Pennacchia (@GiaPennacchia) July 31, 2017
5.
https://twitter.com/katewillett/status/932310865382199296
4.
https://twitter.com/CutPics/status/931139258936520704
3.
Dr: [looking over charts] seems like you gained a lot of weight.
Me: I'm preparing for a roll.
Dr: You're an actor?
Me: [buttering roll] huh?
— Count Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) November 15, 2017
2.
https://twitter.com/SamAdlerBell/status/931529453431386113
1.
BREAKING: Former co-star accuses Tom Hanks of unwanted touching; "his hand was all over me." pic.twitter.com/8tLvLFYMwq
— Frank Lesser (@sadmonsters) November 18, 2017