Each week I put my potential drinking problem to work for the fine fans of YesPlz, polishing off an entire bottle of wine while scouring Twitter for some dank Tweets. Here is what was funny, at least at the time.
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A storm is a great time to steal a trampoline from a garden.
They'll assume it blew away.
But they won't look in case it killed someone.— TwistedDoodles (@twisteddoodles) February 23, 2017
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The best stone/bird kill ratio was prolly the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs
— mustard clown (@markydoodoo) October 14, 2017
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IT'S CALLED *ROOMMATES*
YOU INVENTED ***ROOMMATES*** pic.twitter.com/zKo1VrFwqR
— 🏳️🌈Julie (she/her)🦇 (@sugarsh0t) November 13, 2017
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https://twitter.com/illiter8too/status/932228421501030401
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https://twitter.com/AmericanAsshoIe/status/930859465435504640