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This Disturbing Thread About How Much Info Google And Facebook Have On You Will Make You Paranoid

We’ve all heard people say that Google and Facebook pretty much “own” all of us — but few of us have paused to consider what this sort of statement actually means, and whether or not it’s really that hyperbolic.

Technical consultant and web developer Dylan Curran recently shared some unsettling insights into exactly how much user information Google possesses, and the results might make you a wee bit paranoid.

First, Curran points out that Google keeps track of every single one of your locations every time you turn on your phone.

If you’re skeptical, take a gander at the Google map of Dylan’s movements.

Google also stores the entirety of your search history, even if you’ve cleared it. The only way to truly, effectively clear your browser history is to do it on every single one of your devices.

Google also apparently creates an “advertisement profile” based on your information — which, bizarrely enough, includes your possible weight.

And if you’re using any apps or extensions, don’t worry: Google is storing up that information, too. (Including who you talk to on Facebook, and what time you go to sleep at night.)

Curran says that Google allows users to download their data, which is how he became privy to all of this information. But, it’s not a simple undertaking, either: the file was apparently 5.5GB, which equates to about 3,000,000 word documents.

All of your text and audio messages are also stored in this absurdly large file.

Facebook stores things it believes users might be interested in based on their profiles, pages they’ve liked, and what appears in comments/messages between friends.

(LOL at Dylan’s #1 interest being “frozen yogurt.”)

Google also stores all the applications you’ve ever connected to with your Facebook account, which contributes to their profiling of your potential interests. 

Curran also included a breakdown of how Google obtains all of your information.

The entire 33-tweet thread is worth a full read — if only to fully grasp just how compromised all of your data really is.

As Curran writes in one tweet, “We would never let the government or a corporation put cameras/microphones in our homes or location trackers on us, but we just went ahead and did it ourselves because f*ck it I want to watch cute dog videos.”

Honestly, it’s enough to have me considering pulling a Ron Swanson and fully going off the grid.