Husband of Gwen Stefani and country singer Blake Shelton was just named People‘s ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ and people are pissed. It’s a mostly silly thing to be pissed about, but this is Twitter we’re talking about, and it isn’t all that silly when we take into consideration 1) Blake Shelton’s history of homophobia and racism and 2) The fact that Idris Elba was ROBBED of the title.
Despite Idris Elba winning by popular vote, People decided to give the award to a dude who once tweeted “Wish the dickhead in the next room would either shut up or learn some English so I would atleast know what he’s planning to bomb!!” or “Nothing says ‘Happy 4th of July’ like a airport shuttle bus driver that can’t speak a FUCKING word of English!!! To the terminal Omar!!!”. Blake Shelton sucks.
But hey, that’s just my opinion! Some people really love Blake Shelton:
Blake Shelton isn't the sexiest man alive. HES THE SEXIEST HUMAN ALIVE! I LOVE YOU BLAKEY!!!!!
— Nick Thune (@nickthune) November 15, 2017
Me over here thinking Blake Shelton is so damn fine and then reading that my TL disagrees. pic.twitter.com/crMzfdU4oK
— GirlTyler (@sheistyler) November 15, 2017
But mostly, people were like…huh?
1.
they named blake shelton 'sexiest man alive' like papa john isn't still breathing smh
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) November 15, 2017
2.
Blake Shelton is People’s Sexiest Man Alive because apparently Idris Elba, Chris Evans and Jason Momoa fell off the planet last night.
— Jenn C ?????? (@TheJennC) November 15, 2017
3.
even a straight man can see there's no way blake shelton is the sexiest man alive. i dont think he's even the sexiest man named blake shelton.
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) November 15, 2017
4.
Me walking onto Twitter to see that y'all named Blake Shelton #Sexiestmanalive pic.twitter.com/Et69EhNtu5
— Vanessa ? (@leosblossom) November 15, 2017
5.
You could close your eyes, throw a dart at the cast of Thor Ragnarok, and pick a better sexiest man than Blake Shelton. 2017 sexiest man alive? Oh, look it’s Tessa Thompson
— Sally Goodger (@sally_goodger) November 15, 2017