Chrissy Teigen’s Response To Cardi B Proposing A Threesome With Rihanna Is Very Chrissy Teigen

Everything Chrissy Teigen does is news-worthy, partly because her online presence is so damn big, and partly because she’s this ideal mixture of funny/current/relatable, solidifying her as a fan favorite in the eyes of millennials and old people alike.

For example: When Teigen saw herself and Queen Rihanna included in lyrics from “She Bad,” a track on Cardi B’s new album Invasion of Privacy, she replied in a typically Teigen-esque manner.

Twitter account @RapUp tagged the model/chef with Cardi’s lyrics: “I need Chrissy Teigen / I know a bad bitch when I see one / tell Ri Ri I need a threesome.” Teigen responded:


The thought of a threesome going down between these three goddesses had Twitter all aflutter.

Though some expressed doubt that Cardi had written the lyrics, attributing them instead to beau Offset of Migos. Which we would hate to be true. Back off haters.

There were also those who focused on the real issue at hand here, which is the fact that Teigen dropped biscuits.

An event which seems to have either been reversed by the five-second rule or a straight-up lie, judging by this consequent tweet:

If we can’t get access to the threesome that is Chrissy, Rihanna, and Cardi, we can at least gaze upon the holy trinity that is crab bisque, cheddar biscuits, and butter.

(We second this.)