Everything Chrissy Teigen does is news-worthy, partly because her online presence is so damn big, and partly because she’s this ideal mixture of funny/current/relatable, solidifying her as a fan favorite in the eyes of millennials and old people alike.
For example: When Teigen saw herself and Queen Rihanna included in lyrics from “She Bad,” a track on Cardi B’s new album Invasion of Privacy, she replied in a typically Teigen-esque manner.
Twitter account @RapUp tagged the model/chef with Cardi’s lyrics: “I need Chrissy Teigen / I know a bad bitch when I see one / tell Ri Ri I need a threesome.” Teigen responded:
The thought of a threesome going down between these three goddesses had Twitter all aflutter.
Well, she didn’t say no. pic.twitter.com/opTMXTU3Pq
— Kwmane Wilmore (@blackkaioken) April 6, 2018
— Bánh Mì Papi (@NAM_NICE) April 6, 2018
Though some expressed doubt that Cardi had written the lyrics, attributing them instead to beau Offset of Migos. Which we would hate to be true. Back off haters.
Offset: It’s not cheating if it’s a threesome pic.twitter.com/f2qeuqbRp7
— Hamilton (@hamzaorta95) April 6, 2018
There were also those who focused on the real issue at hand here, which is the fact that Teigen dropped biscuits.
Five second rule. pic.twitter.com/XUu8mkLeBQ
— Blocked from Wakanda due to poor credit (@shizbgby) April 6, 2018
An event which seems to have either been reversed by the five-second rule or a straight-up lie, judging by this consequent tweet:
Cheddar biscuits and crab bisque. Bisquits! Bad bitches make bisque!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/QtUyBxDbkC
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 6, 2018
If we can’t get access to the threesome that is Chrissy, Rihanna, and Cardi, we can at least gaze upon the holy trinity that is crab bisque, cheddar biscuits, and butter.
— Tyrone’s Harlotrious Hussy (@connichameleon) April 6, 2018
Is this recipe going in your new cookbook? ?
— Precious F.O. (@preciousfemio) April 6, 2018
I need this recipe bc it looks worth cheating on veganism for
— vampire witch queen (@HannahhAshh) April 6, 2018
Those biscuits look so damn good. They look like these ones I have for breakfast everyday ? need your recipe queen ?
— nextdimensional (@nextdimensiona1) April 6, 2018
Ohhhh good lord. Watch your back, Red Lobster!! pic.twitter.com/VGoBV7q2M6
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 6, 2018
@FoodNetwork can you get Chrissy her own cooking show please? We want to see how she makes these wonderful recipes!?
— Tina Marie (@LadyTi88) April 6, 2018
(We second this.)
Chrissy Teigen: Oh good lord
John Legend: Yes?— Tippi (@TrashFireT) April 6, 2018
We all know you used the Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit Mix pic.twitter.com/G5hlP0gX5S
— Hannah Herring (@HannahHE579) April 6, 2018
#GiveTeigenAFoodNetworkShow2018