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26 Managers Share The Most Bulls**t Ways Employees Have Tried To Get Out Of Work
I used to be a retail store manager, I had one of my most reliable employees call out one morning. When I asked her why, she said her boyfriend had been cheating & she had to get tested for STDs. I felt so bad, she was a really nice girl. She finally kicked him out after that.
6. usernamebrainfreeze:
One of my lifeguards couldn’t come to work because he couldn’t find his sunglasses.
5. geeky_username:
He was really tired after a “5 day coke bender”, and wanted to go home
4. butt_embalmer:
To watch football
3. canoe212:
Anal glaucoma, just can’t see my ass coming in today.
2. JackPoe:
She walked to work, in uniform, up the stairs, and said she couldn’t come to work, she had a broken toe.
So she went home, changed, came back and had breakfast.
She came back to work the next day “it’s better now.”
1. theRogueMcGyver:
I kid you not, she called in and said, and I quote, “I wont be in today, I caught a pregnancy.”