One of my exes kept pushing hard on my bladder while attempting to finger me. I ended up peeing on him and he thought it was an orgasm.
I never told him the truth.
— ❥ ally (@mama__ally) April 26, 2018
Guy was such a sloppy kisser he wiped off half of my eyebrow then had the audacity to tell me I cant kiss. Stared at him like -___——- (literal representation since I had half a brow left)
— Riley Curry's BFF (@BeYou_ImAshby) April 26, 2018
i slept w one of my old friends for the first time being w a girl and she moaned my name and i was so grossed out i stopped being her friend for 6 months lol and then we became friends again and we slept together again AND THIS TIME SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS IN LOVE W ME ???
— baeanna (@johnjohnsonuwu) April 26, 2018
Once I brought a guy over and we were makin out and decided to move things to the bedroom. He seemed to be having a hard time getting it in and I whispered to him cause I didn’t wanna kill the mood, ‘are you a virgin’ and he said ‘me too’ and I wanted to scream NOPE so loud?
— Rachel Scyfer (@musikluv961) April 26, 2018
One time Dev was biting my ear and accidentally yanked out my earrings. ???? I was laughing so hard we couldn’t go any farther.
— julia m. gillum (@GillumJulia) April 26, 2018
a guy i had a huge crush on for years both ended up at party, we started making out and MAN it was like he was eating my face. all i can imagine was a sloppy dog kiss. spent the rest of the night avoiding him. told him i went home sick when i saw him at school that monday ?
— M0Mz (@Azalyaxo) April 26, 2018
Once I was on a date with a guy and everything was going really well. At the end of the night I went to kiss him and he spit inside of my mouth before kissing me and I gagged so hard that I smashed my forehead into his nose.
— Daddy Spice (@AdamsBroderick) April 26, 2018
my first kiss was after seeing thor: the dark world with this boy and i wouldn't shut up about loki and that's why he kissed me
that relationship didn't last
— paige mallory? (@cobaltriot) April 26, 2018
My very first kiss (I guess?) was on the couch while my BFF was making out in the other room. He dry humped me and grabbed my boobs like he was opening jars of peanut butter and then jerked off in the bathroom.
— Adelaide Gardner (@ohadelaide) April 26, 2018