16. OppositeofaCactus
Do you remember those keychain things kids used to make with those linguine shaped colored plastic strings? They would weave them together to make multicolored long thing keychain. Yeah. One of those. At church camp. When I was very young. See you all in hell
17. catsarerude
When I was about 13 I bought a happy meal and it came with some toy drum sticks (which were suspiciously thick.) Used one of them as a dildo and that ladies and gents is the story of the first time I squirted.
18. UltimateArts13
I once made a dildo out of legos…
19. Crazy4sixflags
A hot dog with little bites allover. I was trying to make it “ribbed for her pleasure”