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This Woman Is Tweeting All The Ridiculous And Hilarious Crap Her Boyfriend Says In His Sleep

As a person who has been made fun of and humiliated for the things I say in my sleep, I feel for this guy.

Twitter user @Sleep_Sayings decided to document the bizarre and incomprehensible things her boyfriend says in his sleep, and, if you’re anything like me, you’ve got to wonder wtf this guys does before he goes to bed.

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