When you look back at your favorite childhood Disney movies, there are so many that had “adult themes” hidden behind animation and cartoons.
I don’t think childhood me will ever get over the deaths of Bambi’s Mom or Simba’s dad (RIP to the realest). And, who can forget all of the puns and jokes that the evil villains made so often that flew over our heads as kids but blew our minds as adults? Twitter users decided to share their “worst descriptions” of their favorite Disney movies and honestly, they’re way better than we could have hoped for.
Frozen:
Parents so scared to explain their child's condition they literally make the other child forget and separate them for the rest of their childhood with no explanation to the "healthy" child.
— Big Red (@HufflepuffLord) May 26, 2018
— Big Red (@HufflepuffLord) May 26, 2018
Atlantis: The Lost Empire:
White boy finds ancient civilization and for once does not want to claim it as his own pic.twitter.com/H74SG0hypf
— Thortavious Jamal Odinson (@darkskintdaria) May 26, 2018
The Little Mermaid:
Formerly vocal forlorn fish swipes right on high seas tinder. pic.twitter.com/mxO3DThYYV
— Didn't Buy Enough Tickets (@DeleMage) May 26, 2018
Cinderella:
Foster child used for labor then taken in by another awful family for marriage from a stalker. pic.twitter.com/tKd45Aaqnm
— DeaconFATAL (@fullofbass) May 26, 2018
Mulan:
Cross-dressing teen rebels against societal norms and finds love on the battlefield pic.twitter.com/CmG90rO38E
— Pan Seared Thot Pocket (@HereIsMySpout) May 26, 2018
The Lion King:
When the 'cats always land on their feet' myth was busted. pic.twitter.com/obRZQbTceG
— … (@daggomit_t) May 26, 2018
Snow White:
A woman sleeps to avoid doing favors for several men. pic.twitter.com/nvhc8HfEOV
— … (@daggomit_t) May 26, 2018
Peter Pan:
Child trafficking via fairydust pic.twitter.com/DuPDwbZglg
— Nicole (CuzImANerd) (@Shadowed_Gates) May 26, 2018
Alice In Wonderland:
Girl does lots of drugs to escape pic.twitter.com/zPm7FgwnLP
— Natasha should be writing (@NatashaNeagle_) May 26, 2018
101 Dalmatians:
A 53%er really REALLY wants a new fur coat: pic.twitter.com/IRJ3r6MxCv
— Mangú Supremacist ?? (@linluv5) May 26, 2018
Lilo & Stitch:
Aliens invade Hawaii and emotionally manipulate orphans pic.twitter.com/PXHhhgrKKk
— Winston Jones ?? (@B1GDUBB) May 26, 2018
Bambi:
Child witness mothers death. But he gets to ice skate. pic.twitter.com/mWFbF7i5fn
— DeaconFATAL (@fullofbass) May 26, 2018
Hercules:
A gospel choir tells the story of a child put up for adoption who leaves his loving foster family to figure out who he is, then changes everything about himself to be accepted by a birth family that rejects him anyway. Also gets into a fight with an uncle with anger issues. pic.twitter.com/1eG34lTvns
— Olivia Woods ✨ (@WoodsWords27) May 26, 2018
The Emperor’s New Groove:
Privileged man wants to gentrify/destroy a village to build a whole foods, I mean water slide. Stuff happens…and he gets the slide. pic.twitter.com/LceJyHB4R3
— Tonya Tibbs (@ttibbs80) May 26, 2018
Aladdin:
Finessed the King out of a Kingdom
Finessed the Princess out the panties pic.twitter.com/GGhyJ3WkAC— C. Jocelyne (@CallieJocelyne) May 26, 2018
Pocahontas:
Ancestors tamed a continent. pic.twitter.com/mgwcr5MMZ5
— Bon Bonez ?? (@conleyfanclub) May 26, 2018
Beauty and the Beast:
Beastiality on Ice. pic.twitter.com/bqZXnj2jaO
— Soulsearcher (@inequivalence) May 26, 2018
Tarzan:
Naked man in the jungle refuses to take no for an answer pic.twitter.com/i0Gsu4l7Cv
— Spike the Allosaur (@SpikeAllosaur) May 26, 2018
Monsters Inc.
grown men are afraid of children pic.twitter.com/QwiucHaXNT
— ????????✨ (@haalies) May 27, 2018