There are so many different kinds of holiday decorations out there that there’s a little something for everyone. Do you like classic and simple? Then some white twinkle lights are your jam. Colorful and jolly more your speed? Then you probably go for a giant wreath and those huge multi-colored-bulb lights. An over-the-top Christmas fanatic who doesn’t care who knows it? Then you’re the kind of person with those giant inflatable snowmen and Grinches on your lawn…aren’t you?
But what if you want to spruce up the place for Christmas, but you also want to terrify your neighbors and haunt their dreams until the 12 days of Christmas mercifully subside? Then some kind of gigantic, angry Santa face statue is right up your chimney. Unlike the real Santa Claus, unfortunately, this is a thing that actually does exist. It was captured on film by a Brooklyn-based coder and designer named Michael Dolan.
Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
https://twitter.com/MichaelDolan/status/939910861791072261
This far-from-holly-jolly Santa, this not-so-good St. Nick definitely sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake. Dolan’s snapshot has taken over Twitter, where jokesters are roasting this weird and spooky Santa face. After all, we must laugh at the things of which we are afraid so as to gain power over them.
Put it on the front of a Toys R Us 18 wheeler. Have it run over kids who have been naughty. The last bit would be the exhaust shooting a bit of cool from the exhaust that lands on them. Damn it I need to call Asylum Films.
— wmoyer650 (@wmoyer650) December 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/TheRealDCF/status/940227187961139201
Good lord, run for your lives!
— Scott Rosenblum (@sdrosenb) December 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/strangedaze800/status/940109982716088321
https://twitter.com/MyMortgageGuyE/status/940034471469858816
Krampus Klaus.
— Guy Lake (@GuyLake) December 11, 2017
Angry vengeful Santa! He's caged in to protect the naughty. 🎅😱😰😭🎅
— Jose Serrano (@Joeserrano1170) December 10, 2017
don't worry, just avoid Santa Claus Lane for the next few days
— Bill Hogarth & the Not Bummer Summer 🐀 (@Vel_Sparko) December 10, 2017
Ah, everyone's favorite holiday classic, "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town (To Eat You)"
— 🎃 Zazelby Jones 🎃 (@ZazelbyJ) December 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/RubeRico82/status/939990650824556545
https://twitter.com/Saboteur_Riley/status/940195327772184576
Seriously. Killer Klaus is coming.
— Scott Rosenblum (@sdrosenb) December 10, 2017
That gate won't keep him out for long.
— Stephen Spurling Is… @Drangula (@Drangula) December 10, 2017