I grew up in a generation before Elf on the Shelf, and I’m kind of sad I did. Sure, I had plenty of fun making my sister’s Barbies part of a human sacrifice carried out by my G.I. Joes, but some of these things people do with the Elf are so much more “next-level.” Things like…
39. Surprise midnight haircuts.
38. Murdering Frosty.