When you truly dislike someone and you want to completely ruin their holiday, what comes to mind? Sending them something truly horrible and disgusting, right? Like, say, those annoying boxes that explode with confetti when you open them and take hours to clean up. Or, maybe a box of poop. If I were to truly hate someone, I would definitely grab some dog poop, wrap it up and put a nice, pretty bow on top and leave it at their doorstep. I can’t think of a more disgusting and easy way to ruin someone’s day. It seems as though one brilliant individual beat me to this idea, however, and sent a box full of poop to Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin’s house, just in time for Christmas.
According to Los Angeles Police, there was a “suspicious” package left near Mnuchin’s Bel-Air home on Saturday night and when they opened the box, there was a “pretty good quantity” of horse manure. Imagine that smell?
The Secret Service is being sent to pick up the box and investigate further, according to reports. Sucks to be them this Christmas. But, I will say, this made my Christmas-Eve-Day 10x better.
Twitter of course agrees.
That box of manure found in the driveway of Steve Mnuchin was actually a compilation of every speech made by a member of the Trump administration this year.
— Steve Redmond (@sjredmond) December 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/XCMarcus/status/944851268295589889
Breaking News from Bel-Air:
Someone just left a package full of shit on Steve Mnuchin’s doorstep. No Shit. Actually yes shit.
— Ventura County Blue Majority (@RandallVC) December 24, 2017
Whom ever sent a package filled with manure to Secretary of Treasury Steve Mnuchin’s house, get’s my seal of approval. I say Bravo!!
— Pablo Kutter (@Mossimo77) December 24, 2017
https://twitter.com/NYgrooveX/status/944953413175070721
Steve Mnuchin getting a gift wrapped box of horse poop from The American people, has made my whole holiday! Well done American People Well Done!!! 💩
— JMC Votes 💉🌻 🥥🌴🗳️💙Boomer Sooner (@Okie_Resister) December 24, 2017