13. When he paid a porn star hush money…
The craziest thing about money being paid to keep sex with Donald Trump a secret is that it wasn’t the woman paying
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) January 13, 2018
14. …and that was somehow the LESS outrageous story of the day
“I hope the news of him paying off a porn star doesn’t distract from the news of him calling non-white countries shitholes” is a sentence we can now say about the President of the United States
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) January 12, 2018
15. When he couldn’t remember the words to the national anthm
TRUMP: “Those ingrate NFL players need to stop disrespecting the… *looks at notes scribbled on hand*… ‘Star Strangled Boner.’”
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) January 9, 2018