Have you ever had one of those nights where you can’t sleep at all and all you want to do is order tacos? Maybe that’s just me. But, apparently, I’m not alone because Colton Haynes feels the same exact way. During a bout of insomnia this weekend, Haynes started a hilarious Twitter rant about his inability to fall asleep and ordered Taco Bell at 6:45 a.m. (boss move). But, not only did he order Taco Bell, he proceeded to try and justify his actions for himself and the rest of Twitter. Honestly, it just got pretty weird, pretty quickly.
I can't sleep and I'm ordering Taco Bell. What a great way to start my day
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) November 25, 2017
Do any of y'all get crazy insomnia around the holidays? I can't get on a dang schedule! I'm awake all night just staring at the ceiling. Then I eventually make my way to another room so I don't wake Jeff up haha. But for real…this is crazy and not fun
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) November 25, 2017
Ok for real…Its not my fault that I Postmates Taco Bell…it just happens & I blame my fingers cause they have a mind of there own. Im not even hungry & it happened again! Jeff's asleep & thk god he doesnt have twitter or he'd catch me. I have to stealth my way out of our house
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) November 26, 2017
Luckily I did sleep 2 hours so far so that gives me the right to wake up & order Taco Bell even tho we just ate dinner. He's gonna hear me & I might sneak out a different door/window to grab my food. It's just so good & its not my fault! Does anyone else understand my struggle?
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) November 26, 2017
I'm just wondering if Taco Bell is playing some sort of mind control game on me. I need to be asleep right now. I woke up last night with tacos in my guest bedroom so I didn't wake Jeff up lol. What is happening!!?!?!?!? I'm still so excited for my order to arrive I'm shaking
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) November 26, 2017
I think I'm pregnant…wait…do I think? Or are we?
— Colton Haynes (@ColtonLHaynes) November 26, 2017
And, Twitter had some hilarious responses.