It turns out Trump was on the cover of a 2006 issue of Forbes alongside… his adult daughter and son. Could this be the magazine-turned-paddle Daniels used to “discipline” our current president?
It’s also worth pointing out Trump has strong anti-shark feelings, which makes it… odd that they featured so prominently on his date
Sorry folks, I'm just not a fan of sharks – and don't worry, they will be around long after we are gone.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 4, 2013
Sharks are last on my list – other than perhaps the losers and haters of the World!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 4, 2013
Also, I’m not one to kink shame, but is it possible Trump’s obsession with the media is part of some bizarre sexual fetish? He taunts and gets spanked by the media almost every day, you’d be forgiven if you thought he might actually like it.