23.
Me: "Why are these Legos all over the floor?!"
5: "To keep everyone else away; it's my computer turn."
BRILLIANT. pic.twitter.com/d198v0U8FX
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) January 21, 2017
22.
2yo referred to her coat pockets as "snack holes" and this is what I shall forever call them
— Rebecca Caprara (@RebeccaCaprara) February 23, 2018
21.
LMAO MY BABY SISTERS BAG pic.twitter.com/5i9qA8E3gq
— ???? (@LUVlnTheSky) January 29, 2016
20.
4-year-old: Why do you go to work?
Me: They pay me a salary.
4-year-old:
Me:
4-year-old: I don’t even like celery.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) February 28, 2015
19.
3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card?
Me (in bed): Yes.
3yo: Will he love it?
Me: Yes. pic.twitter.com/TJepUORQwH— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 21, 2015
18.
Me: [in bathroom]
7yo: [knocks] MOMMY?
Me: Yeah pal
7: IT'S ME
Me: I know
7: YOUR SON
Me: Knew that too
— Valerie (@ValeeGrrl) June 19, 2016
17.
My cousin just posted this picture of his son. Look how excited and proud he is of where he put all the carrots. I'm cracking up pic.twitter.com/fVETR5FXZU
— $HMADI (@madddiiison) December 3, 2016
16.
My toddler randomly handed me lotion and pointed to my feet.
I’ve never felt so loved and simultaneously disrespected in my life.
— Smoothie Bae (@CoachPSays) December 31, 2017
15.
4-year-old: Does your work chair spin?
Me: It sure does
4: Do you spin it lots?
Me: No, I'm not supposed to.
4: No wonder you hate work.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) February 17, 2017
14.
I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering. Now I'm free!"
— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) December 21, 2013