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Mike Huckabee Told A Bizarre Colonoscopy ‘Joke’ And Twitter Ripped Him A New One

Whoever told Mike Huckabee he was a funny guy has some apologizing to do. Not only is he not funny, he’s actually aggressively humorless. All of his jokes make me want to die, it’s remarkable, really.

Former GOP Governor and current GOP talking head Mike Huckabee thinks he’s very funny and loves to share his “best” stuff on Twitter. Unfortunately, he’s really bad at it.

Yeesh.

Today, Huckabee unleashed another truly terrible joke on Twitter:

WTF? Mike Huckabee has a colonoscopy and somehow we’re the ones left with massive discomfort.

Needless to say, people were horrified:

Plenty of people had questions:

Because Twitter isn’t all about tearing people down, some kind souls were nice enough to offer Huckabee some free advice on how to structure jokes:

But some people noticed he’s a little TOO into butt stuff:

It’s 2018 Gov. Huckabee! Time to cast off those kink-shame shackles and let your freak flag fly! (Just pretend it’s a Confederate flag!)