13.
This kid asked me for some skittles but I had just finished them so he stared at me like this the entire flight pic.twitter.com/Doavgl6ZX1
— spooky huss ????????♂️???? (@CallMeHuss) September 3, 2015
12.
My 11-year old's birthday card to me. #blessed pic.twitter.com/URbZEQmmQa
— Brian Sack (@brian_sack) October 5, 2015
11.
Most kids have a stuffed animal or blankie. My niece has one of those plastic owls u put outside to scare away birds pic.twitter.com/U3CX3Gcb0V
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) April 10, 2016
10.
When your child and your dog disappear upstairs for an hour, you should totally be suspicious. pic.twitter.com/HqvuVTYVXg
— STRONG AND STABLE (@KateOfHysteria) June 20, 2016
9.
6: Daddy, I'm mad at you.
Me: What for?
6: I'm not telling you.She's already a woman.
— Rich Cromwell (@rcromwell4) March 3, 2016
8.
She's been talking into the vent for a while
At first I thought it was cute
Now I'm afraid someone is talking back pic.twitter.com/uhibpE7tL8
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) May 11, 2016
7.
My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster… pic.twitter.com/4p2Ucqh9NF
— Victor Pope Jr (@VictorPopeJr) March 9, 2016
6.
4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie. We should play pretend.
Me: Aww! Sure!
4:You can be the Beast.
Me: …
4: Or the fat sea witch!— Marloween (@Marlebean) April 17, 2014
5.
5: daddy can I tell you a secret?
Me: sure thing buddy
5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn't wash my hands
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) June 9, 2015
4.
So: I asked our daughter to design the family Christmas card. pic.twitter.com/feDy7PMPVc
— Chris Cleave (@chriscleave) November 19, 2015