23.
Me: "Why are these Legos all over the floor?!"
5: "To keep everyone else away; it's my computer turn."
BRILLIANT. pic.twitter.com/d198v0U8FX
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) January 21, 2017
22.
https://twitter.com/RebeccaCaprara/status/967112578349584385
21.
https://twitter.com/LovelnTheSky/status/692921839232905216
20.
4-year-old: Why do you go to work?
Me: They pay me a salary.
4-year-old:
Me:
4-year-old: I don’t even like celery.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 28, 2015
19.
3yo (in bathroom): Mummy, can I put this sticker on Daddy's card?
Me (in bed): Yes.
3yo: Will he love it?
Me: Yes. pic.twitter.com/TJepUORQwH— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 21, 2015
18.
https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/744582113937207297
17.
https://twitter.com/madddiiison/status/804894225502388224
16.
https://twitter.com/CoachPSays/status/947506630912028673
15.
4-year-old: Does your work chair spin?
Me: It sure does
4: Do you spin it lots?
Me: No, I'm not supposed to.
4: No wonder you hate work.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 17, 2017
14.
I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering. Now I'm free!"
— JennyPentland, GED (@JennyPentland) December 21, 2013