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People Share Their Best Non-Swearing Insults And They Are Actually Frickin’ Brilliant

jonfromwalmart:

“I take it you weren’t burdened with an overabundance of schooling”

-stolen from Firefly

ae51:

I’m a nurse at a small surgery center. Long story short I got into a fight with a co-worker when I felt her laziness put a patient at risk, and told her: “I hope you get a nurse just like you one of these days!”

Pepperman94:

If that’s how you feel, then I can’t trust your judgement.