If you’re a parent, an aunt, a cousin, a sibling, a grandparent (or basically a human being), you know toddlers can be a real pain in the ass. When kids are little, they’re adorable. They don’t talk, they don’t go through the garbage, they don’t try to open every cabinet and drawer in your kitchen. But, as they get a bit older, they reach that stage in life most people would refer to as “the devil years.” Toddlers, while sometimes still adorable, are extremely difficult to handle. Not only are they always up to no good, they’re way too young to understand social cues and manners. This, of course, could be why people claim toddlers are the “most honest individuals,” seeing as they don’t understand being “polite.” And, while their brutal honesty is sometimes comical, they can also be just plain mean. People on Twitter have begun sharing their experiences with toddler insults and, while they’re from someone who’s pint-sized, they still hurt deep down inside us all.
https://twitter.com/TheKitchenista/status/931015431363719168
my 3yr old nephew was at my house. I asked him where his mom was. He said “she’s at work”. I asked where does she work, he said straight faced “at her job”. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
— “Ain’t no straddling the fence!” (@DaGlue) November 16, 2017
when my daughter was 3, she was playing hide & seek with my pops. He stopped playing & she got upset…with her arms folded she yelled “I don’t know why Nana married you anyway” he replied “because she loves me” she says “You don’t know that!” 🤦🏾♂️
— Baldilocks (@walkerk23) November 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/justki/status/931259855624724480
Me, while cooking: "Ugh! Curry get every dang where!"
Nephew: Your shirt?
Me: "looks at curry stained shirt' Yep!
Nephew: "Your teeth too?"
Me: pic.twitter.com/82HFTZ1waz— Hope Dealer (@KishaBue) November 16, 2017
when my daughter was 3, she was playing hide & seek with my pops. He stopped playing & she got upset…with her arms folded she yelled “I don’t know why Nana married you anyway” he replied “because she loves me” she says “You don’t know that!” 🤦🏾♂️
— Baldilocks (@walkerk23) November 16, 2017
My niece ends her tantrums with a command. "AND YOU'RE GOING TO POUR ME ICECREAM!" https://t.co/YAlm7yMKtl
— neema nouse (@NeemaNouse) November 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/LondonNMommy/status/931165137943384064
I was messing with one of my youngest nieces once like "haha, that's why you have to go to school tomorrow" and she hit me with "haha, that's why you gotta go to work tomorrow." Killed me.
— I Will End Mr. Beast 😤 (@DOCisChief) November 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/PolitikMasFina/status/931017027262742528
I big chopped my hair all over again. My 5yo daughter said "you like your brother. But that's ok, I guess."
💀💀💀💀
— Marigold Art Studio (@mari_gold_art) November 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/burgotastic/status/931040940394872832
https://twitter.com/__Roshanda/status/931217488817168384
Bruh they are ruthless. Mine told me “I want my aunt, because at least she loves me” all because I told her it was bed time
— Dark Phoenix (@ChroniclesXtina) November 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/heysamkelly/status/931411469819957250
Obviously, the real bottom line about toddlers can be summed up in one, brief sentence.
Toddlers have no chill whatsoever
— creative scorpio (@vinivinidogo) November 17, 2017