just overheard the most disturbing conversation outside my door—a man speaking with a woman about all these people he’d killed—and i looked through my peephole to discover a tiny old man listening to an audiobook on speaker, so entranced by the story that he’d stopped in place
— Tahereh Mafi (@TaherehMafi) January 22, 2018
The youngest of the kids I nanny is playing by herself in the playroom and I just overheard her say to her disabled Blackberry “Siri, who’s the prettiest girl in the world?” *changes voice to sound like siri and responds to herself* “You are, Queen.” LMAO SHE IS 5 YEARS OLD OMG
— google (@hiitaylorblake) January 26, 2018
tbt that time I overheard a girl tell her date that she’s an aspiring lifestyle blogger and the guy responded “yeah, that’s not real.”
— Catie Warren (@catie__warren) January 31, 2018
Just overheard 2 teenagers having a convo about why this sign was in Chinese.
Pray for the future of our nation. pic.twitter.com/kRgHY6sfiB
— Ashley Arrington (@AshleyLArring) January 26, 2018
Just overheard this convo:
Girl: why the fuck are you staring at me, weirdo!
Man: Sorry. Im tripping on mushrooms & u look like Dan Rather
— Kevin Flood (@FLOOKLYN) June 21, 2017