Today My Wife was at Costco when she overheard a conversation between a 70-something white man and a 40-something Asian man. The conversation went as follows, and has us both disgusted but also cheering:
Older White Man: Do you know of any good Chinese Restaurants?
— Brian Krassenstein? (@krassenstein) January 25, 2018
overheard a mom & her teen son arguing inside the church
mom: we’re going 3am mass its part of our penance
son: i didnt fucking kill jesus
— ellie is trying to study (@oyasumeme) April 15, 2017
Overheard a trainer at the gym this morning:
“Honey listen. Life doesn’t get better. YOU get better.”
Oh how much I love that.
— Preethi Kasireddy (@iam_preethi) January 24, 2018
overheard a guy at work say to his friend “i’m still never gonna forgive u for putting the national anthem on my sex playlist that was the most awkward moment of my life” LOLLL
— Jobes (@alexis_jobes) January 21, 2018
Overheard from child on playground:
“I’m sad. Wait. There’s nothing to be sad about. Okay, I’m happy!”
— Dr. SunWolf (@WordWhispers) June 21, 2017
Actual quote I overheard my 7yo daughter say when she met someone at the park today.
“I’m Isabella. I’m good at gymnastics and fighting to the death.”
— Elias Toufexis (@EliasToufexis) January 30, 2018
My four year old overheard a woman with a British accent talking and she turned to the woman, totally deadpan, and said “why are you talking fancy?” #parenting
— Katie Cook C2E2-X1 (@katiecandraw) January 26, 2018
In SuperValu, as 2 women say a quick “hello” to each other, a little girl asks loudly: “Mammy, is that the lady you don’t like?”
— Overheard in Dublin (@OverheardDublin) January 12, 2017
*Overheard on O’Connell Street*
Elderly nun: apparently they now have those lap dancing places in Dublin. If I wasn’t married to you know God and all, I’d go for a nosy.
Other nun: aye sister.
— Pope Midget III (@Triona95) January 27, 2018
(Overheard in target)
dad, to little boy fooling around on cart: you know what I’m going to say, right?
little boy: don’t engage in super awesome space travel?
— girl from the north country (@nina_derespino) January 26, 2018