25.
Overheard at the restaurant:
“Why don’t we just make all bowls bread bowls? That’d really cut into global warming.”
— Jeff Bakalar (@jeffbakalar) February 24, 2018
24.
“What’s a CD” – overheard from a junior high/early high school looking kid. Hurt my soul a little. Made me feel old.
— Gil-T (@berto_N_V) February 24, 2018
23.
Overheard man on phone:
“Then my boss said to me, “I always tell my employees, you’re either the tortoise or the hare, but honestly Greg? Somehow you’re neither.””
— Chris Laychak (@chris_laychak) February 23, 2018
22.
Overheard in L.A.: “He’s so meta right now it’s ridiculous. I don’t even know if that was the right word, by the way.”
— TomGoldstone (@TomGoldstone) February 23, 2018
21.
I just overheard a woman in Target asking where they sell the toast. help
— Caz (@archivecompass) February 23, 2018
20.
Overheard: I don’t like potatoes, can I substitute them for fries ??
— Love, Tigger (@tiggscolo) February 24, 2018
19.
Overheard 15 yr old niece fighting with her friend : You think I can’t live without you ? Who do you think you are? My phone charger ? ??
— Haseena Golimaar (@Erum_Sangji) December 29, 2017
18.
I just overheard someone say, “Harry Potter is so overrated, why doesn’t he just put some bio-oil on his scar and move on with his life?” pic.twitter.com/4Jc4fWAxo4
— LK (@ellkay_) December 22, 2017
17.
Overheard at the gas station:
Clerk 1: Janet worked last night, didn’t she?
Clerk 2: yeah why?
Clerk 1: The candy is organized by color again.
Clerk 1: dammit Janet
— Kate Fedewa O’Connor (@iverbwords) January 28, 2018
16.
#overheard
“See young people do tai chi!”
“No Mom, I think she’s looking for a wifi signal.”— Hawaia (@alohawaia) June 20, 2017