11. Are you a woman? It’s gonna cost ya.
How much female products cost as compared to the male version of same product (razors, shampoo, body wash, etc)
12. May secretions be a secret no more.
All the shit that comes out of our vagina. Like, what the fuck is this shit? Regular discharge. Then it changes during ovulation and it looks like fucking egg whites.
Then you get blood. Looks like a goddamn murder scene.
And sometimes for shits and giggles you get random ass orange stuff! Or, if life is great, you’ll get an infection and it’ll come out in clumps. Who knows what fucking color it will be like then.
Oh my god. Vagina’s are awful. Sometimes I really struggle with understanding how they’re attractive.
13. There are no pockets in which to stuff this truth bomb.
Our pants rarely have pockets! I seriously think it’s a conspiracy to sell more purses.
14. It’s not a tough job, and anybody can do it.
As a train engineer, all the comments about that if you do a “man’s job”, you’re a tough girl with balls. No I’m not. I’m just a normal girl. Anyone can do this job. Stop with all the comments and questions about why I chose this job.
15. At the end of the day, we’re all the same.
That we are not that different. We like games, beer, and not shaving as much as you.