6.
3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play?
Pregnant wife: No, honey. She's not ready yet.
3-year-old:
Wife:
3-year-old: Babies are lazy.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 30, 2015
7.
Don't ask a pregnant lady "do you know the sex?" obviously she knows about sex she's pregnant you stupid idiot
— Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) March 5, 2015
8.
I just left a voicemail and said " please call me back at your convenience. Amen." Instead of "goodbye". #pregnancybrain is real y'all
— Virginia Williams (@VirginiaWms) October 14, 2015
9.
https://twitter.com/samanthajcampen/status/238097735214055424
10.
If you eat a pregnant girls food, you're required to have the baby for her
— Moe (@_Mo_lee_) August 19, 2014