26.
7-year-old upon learning I am pregnant: "It's the breastfeeding that will get ya. Breastfeeding is killer."
— Rachel Held Evans (@rachelheldevans) October 21, 2015
27.
5-year-old: What happens if the baby pees?
Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born
5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) August 11, 2015
28.
Screaming out "BOOM PREGNANT!" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.
— The Alicianater (@leechee420) February 14, 2013
29.
Nine weeks and I can't fit into any of my pants. I bet Goodyear could make a killing if it launched a maternity wear line.
— kristin (@shriekhouse) August 23, 2012
30.
"You're prettier than I remember, you were SO FAT the last time I saw you!"
TY Uncle Bob, I was 8months pregnant. *spits in his pumpkin pie
— KungPow Turkey (@MacAnnabella) October 14, 2013