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Kristen Bell Says That She Once Asked Dax Shepard To ‘Nurse’ From Her Breast

During an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, Shepard discussed what it’s like finding out that Bell has publicly revealed one of their embarrassing stories.

“I was at a restaurant last night – this is true, this is the honest truth – and this stranger comes up to me and he goes, ‘Hey, I just read your kids walked in on you having sex.’ I was like, ‘What are you talking about?’ He goes, ‘Yeah, I saw a headline and your wife said your kids walked in on you having sex.’ I (didn’t) even know that she told that story. I (didn’t) know what version she told of it.”

But, Shepard apparently takes these moments in stride — after all, it sort of comes with the territory of being in the public eye.

“This stuff happens all the time because she talks, she’s on social media.”

Well, thanks for once again sharing a surprisingly intimate detail of your lives with us, guys! You’ve officially raised the bar for relationships everywhere, yet again — because “true love” apparently means being willing to “nurse” your wife’s breast in order to ease her mastitis.

Too bad that sentiment probably won’t fit on a Valentine’s Day card.