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Eighty seven percent of single people are single because they don’t want to share their pizza with anyone.
— Reczit (@reczit) December 19, 2015
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*sees friend at party arguing on the phone with their significant other*
me and my single self: “You good?” pic.twitter.com/YNmWs37tfI
— Christian (@killaxchristian) November 8, 2015
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Her: are you single?
[flashback to 2011 where I tried to kiss a girl but she turned away and I kissed her cheek]
Me: haha idk— Hitmonjake (@jakelikesnaps) August 5, 2014
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Someone asked me if I’m ever scared that I’ll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my dog was RIGHT THERE.
— Pin Up Teacher (@pinupteacher) December 7, 2014