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I’d still rather take a 6 am flight into a Minneapolis blizzard than attend Coachella
— michael cohen’s mystery client (@morninggloria) April 14, 2018
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Can’t believe they shut down Coachella, put up a large screen and are just showing Amadeus
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) April 14, 2018
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I’d be into Coachella if it were less “musicians” and more “actresses in their fifties performing monologues about how there’s nothing in their marriage left to save.”
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) April 14, 2018
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ya Coachella is cool but have you ever been to Target
— Gabriella (@gabrielladaviss) April 15, 2017
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why go to Coachella when you can go to MozzaRella, a festival i just invented where you sit inside and try not to get deep fried cheese grease on your underwear
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) April 14, 2018
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people who wear heels all day at coachella are stronger than the us military
— ??? ???? (@araslanian_) April 15, 2018
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Ready for coachella pic.twitter.com/WibGOW3vYw
— diplo (@diplo) April 15, 2016
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me, while watching insta stories of coachella: i can’t wait to get abs and be annoying about it
— Korey Kuhl (@koreykuhl) April 14, 2018
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I thought I went to Coachella a few years ago, turns out I was drunkenly shoveling up dog shit in my backyard while listening to my iPod.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) April 15, 2016