10.
78% of being a parent is knowing that date night ends at Target
— Mr. Hook (@Phook75) September 18, 2017
9.
If you ever find a significant other that goes to Target with you, whenever you want, never let that person go. They're a treasure.
— Kody (@ItsKodyBreh) October 25, 2017
8.
Husband: Just go to Target by yourself. I'll put the kids to bed.
-Mommy porn
— Karen Johnson (@21stcenturysahm) July 15, 2016
7.
A man to his wife at Target: "You've reached the end of Target, its time to go home" ????
— Kiana (@OhItsKianaa) October 7, 2017
6.
Me: *grabs 4 things from the dollar section at target*
Also me: *puts them back 5 mins later*
Husband: wow. You’ve grown so much.
— Leeeannee (@Mrs_Seavers) October 25, 2017
5.
this couple at Target was fighting and the guy goes “we should’ve gone to Walmart it’s way better” and she deadass broke up with him
— merry mel ? (@MelindaNicole3) October 5, 2017
4.
Aimlessly wondering around Target AKA the 6th Love Language.
— Tyler Alexander (@wtyler) April 12, 2014
3.
Saturday night! Gonna P.A.R.T.Y. right after I spend 4 hrs in Target sending my husband pics of lightbulbs to make sure I got the right ones
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) February 25, 2017
2.
"I could just get Quilted Northern and you can get whatever your brand is," the most married man in Target sighs into speaker phone.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) May 20, 2017
1.
Me: Go to target for dish wash soap. Buy 140 dollars in clothes for Margot
Target: Free $10 Gift Card
Me: pic.twitter.com/k98qO4Cuga
— Aaron Tomplait (@tomplaita) November 2, 2017