19.
Wife had a bunch of rum drinks tonight and we somehow ended up at Target pic.twitter.com/kM0OxcA7No
— Bottlerocket (@bottlerocket) July 26, 2017
18.
‘How’d you know she was the one?’
me: Well, we both love Target, Halloween, and Target during Halloween
— 2 cold scorpio (@Caligujus) September 13, 2017
17.
EVERYTIME I turn around to say something to my wife while we’re at @Target she’s pic.twitter.com/ALKxO2Inz1
— Skrull Ray (@RayApollo) October 21, 2017
16.
A Haunted House, but it's just me, sitting quietly with my wife after I told her I went shopping at Target without her.
— Joey Bel (@TheRealJoeyBel) October 15, 2017
15.
You know date night was extra lit when you end up shopping the clearance section at target
— Caleb McDonald (@squeeeeeak) June 25, 2017
14.
My wife stopped at Target on the way home which means I can expect her around half past $300
— Mr. Hook (@Phook75) October 26, 2017
13.
in this house we are not friends with people who don't like going to target
— 2 DAYS TILL HEFNER (@tanamongeau) October 20, 2017
12.
I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want
— k8e (@kpfeffss) June 25, 2017
11.
[Target]
Me: We're just picking up a few things, right?
Wife: *evil cackle*
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) September 10, 2017