Each week I put my potential drinking problem to work for the internet, polishing off an entire bottle of wine while scouring Twitter for some dank Tweets. This week, however, I replaced the wine with, I don’t know, 6 or 7 beers, and went all in on Super Bowl LII tweets. Here’s what was funny, at least at the time.
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Me: Football is a violent sport that exploits athletes and encourages their lasting physical harm all to profit evil wealthy owners
Also me: Destroy Tom Brady any way possible— maura "jack and biz must be nazis" quint (@behindyourback) February 4, 2018
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— bobby sportswear (@bobby) February 5, 2018
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Really pumped to see … [squints at photo] … Andy Warhol(?) make his NFL debut tonight pic.twitter.com/7A7szbJohC
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) February 4, 2018
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okay but why did #JustinTimberlake look like a clearance table at Bass Pro #SuperBowl pic.twitter.com/DB1tlAMwJL
— shauna (@goldengateblond) February 5, 2018
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"It's a dick in a box!" pic.twitter.com/IgO3SUnS8b
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) February 5, 2018