11. ChezCheeze spilled the tea on pilot/flight attendant relationships:
Pilots are hooking up with flight attendants constantly. I’ve walked in on two different guys in the bathroom (Lock it, people!). A couple weeks ago I had a lady use the lav and didn’t even shut the door. I see camel humps daily (the male equivalent of a camel toe). I’ve cock-blocked people trying to get into the mile high club. There’s also plenty of rumors of pilots & flight attendants hooking up mid-flight, but I myself have never experienced this. (When one pilot has to go to the bathroom, a flight attendant will go up in the flight deck.) Oh and last year I had a guy who was drunk/on drugs and groped a female passenger, guy got arrested obviously and I had to give a statement.
12. FIFTEENMILLION asks that we pour one out for flight attendants and all the shit (literally) that they have to deal with:
Some low-cost airlines have been making the toilets so small, so that when people are done with a no. 2, whilst reaching round at a funny angle to get the toilet paper behind them, they smear shit from their arse on the wall.
Poor FAs have to clean this.