8. PeanutSlinger had some tales to make you cringe:
Flying for 5 years as an FA …
1. Not on my flight, but a man took a shit in the middle of the aisle and wiped his ass with the curtain that separates the business cabin from the rest of the cattle.
2. Had a rather large lady come up to the galley and ask me to help her fix her bra strap. As a female, I obliged and figured it would be a quick little hook job. Nope. She took off her shirt, her tits hung in my face, and I had to stretch her bra around her back and clasp it up… I should mention we have cameras in the galleys, so the pilots got a nice little show.
3. Had a 21-year-old male come to the back galley, puked all over it twice, then proceeded to projectile vomit on the aircraft door before heading into the lav and then puking again. There were 2 of us in onboard “hazmat” suits cleaning it up, while a lady is demanding for a cup of water.
4. A man had explosive diarrhea which flooded the lav and soaked into the carpet down the aisle. Had to divert because of the stench.
5. It was moderate turbulence (some pretty bad bumps) so everyone, including the crew, had to be seated. A mother had her son piss in an airsickness bag and hand it to me in my jumpseat.
9. Baron_VonLongSchlong’s dad is still haunted by this pet owner that went the extra mile:
Father was a commercial pilot; he has lots of stories. His most WTF NSFW story was probably having to deal with a lactating woman breastfeeding her cat in coach.
10. OBAFGKM_’s aunt has actually encountered a dead body:
My aunt is a flight attendant.
She caught a guy fapping. She told him to put it away. She caught him again like 20 minutes later. They had cops waiting at the gate.
Another time she saw a man sleeping. Like an hour later he was in the exact same position, but she noticed he wasn’t breathing. He died of a Xanax overdose (probably combined with alcohol).
She said it’s pretty obvious when couples try to fuck in the bathroom, but it doesn’t happen that much.