“If it’s 12′ pole-to-pole, wouldn’t that make the dude standing next to it about 8 feet tall?” asked _littlestitious.
Honestly, I can’t make any sense of this product or imagine the circumstances in which it wouldn’t be extremely precarious and apt to blow away. But, then again, I guess that’s the risk you take when you’re willing to order something called the “Beach Behemoth.”
If you’re up to the challenge of controlling this monstrosity, you can buy it on Amazon for a cool $80.
As one reviewer claimed, it’s great when you’re hankering to blow a lot of money on something ridiculous!
