in

22 Things That Look Absolutely Delicious Even Though They’d Kill You

11. A long yellow hose.

9gag.com

Nothing better than a forever banana.

12. Bouncy balls.

Twitter: @ForbiddenSnack

I used to think about eating one of these all the time, but I never did it. Probably why I’m still alive today.

13. Those liquid tube things.

Twitter: @hunnnaayyy

I’ll be honest, eating isn’t the only thing I thought about doing to these.

14.

Twitter: @diastrons

Sorry, I can’t play Dungeons & Dragons. I ate my icosahedron.

15. String instrument resign.

Twitter: @OnceUponATxrdis

Spread it on a violin, spread it on some toast. If you find a mosquito trapped inside, extract the blood from it and recreate dinosaurs.

16. Dishwasher tablets.

appliancesonline.com.au

They’re no Tide Pods, but the tablets have more of a tangy vibe. Blue raspberry with a jawbreaker center.

17. 3500 year old bear amulet.

Twitter: @historyinpix

The gummy bear that started all gummy bears. This is Patient Zero.

18.

Twitter: @luulubuu

I’d dip a chicken tender in that.

19. Motor oil.

familyhandyman.com

I mean, you can’t just dump it down the drain.

20. Drywall.

thebalance.com

More like house frosting.